Skirt chasing, dysfunctional PI Dev Haskell leaves his usual stool at the Spot bar to take on what looks like a cakewalk job, providing protection for Mr. Softee. Turns out Mr. Softee is anything, but… He’s a ruthless ‘entrepreneur’ with a flash temper, a mean streak a mile wide, a laundry list of people who want to do him in and a sex crazed girlfriend named Lola. Things go from bad to worse until Dev enlists the help of former client, sometime friend, and felon Tony “Dog” Colli. Murder, mayhem, double cross and bodies follow in their wake. It’s the Saint Paul your mother warned you about, delivered with a healthy serving of the bizarre.
A fast paced tale of bottom feeders and criminal class. Mr. Softee is another journey through the screwed up world that is Dev Haskell’s life.